bork (third-person singular simple present borks, present participle borking, simple past and past participle borked)
- To misconfigure, especially a computer or other complex device.
- To break or damage.
iPad vs Freeway
Like many coffee mugs, this iPad was accidentally left on the roof of a car before leaving. The owner saw it fly off the roof through their rear view mirror and risked life and limb to rescue the iPad. Alas, their efforts were wasted. The iPad sustained screen, LCD and had a bent case. No recovery could be made of the data either.
Gas Station Crashes
Thankfully windows runs the entertainment at this gas station, and not the pumps!
MacBook Pro vs Car
Aside from the Panasonic Toughbooks, most laptops do not do well when run over by a car.
MacBook Pro vs Convertible
Another tale of woe involving a MacBook Pro and an Auto. But alas, this story's ending is no different. The car wins every time.
