bork (third-person singular simple present borks, present participle borking, simple past and past participle borked)

  1. To misconfigure, especially a computer or other complex device.
  2. To break or damage.

iMac vs Smoker

Sometimes it's not a single catastrophic event that does a computer in, but repeated events that can cause damage. Take the example of the iMac with a smoker's cough.

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Thinkpad vs Traffic

In '99 she left her brand new ThinkPad on the trunk of her car. Her husband drove off without realizing it was there. This is what he found on the road when he came back. The only part that was not broken was a stick of memory. Everything else was destroyed.

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iMac vs Woman Scorned

William Congreve put it best in The Mourning Bride, "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,". Unfortunately this iMac, the receiver of one woman's fury, found out the hard way.

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A hammer was used to cause this damage, but the one pictured was just for effect.